Sunday funday my ass…. Unless your idea of fun is household chores and laundry. If it is, my Sunday was the epitome of Sunday funday. Nevertheless, I got a lot accomplished and we’re well set up for the week. The floors have been mopped and all of our laundry is done and put away. Thanks to Irma and a delayed start to hockey season this is quite the accomplishment for mid-September in our house.
While yesterday was a rest day, today Athena and I were back on the trail running again. Thankfully, the brush and fallen trees have been removed from our running trials. For the first time in months, we were able to run our favorite route. We ran just over 3.5 miles. I wish my time was as hot as the heat, but my time sucked and clearly I’m off my game. The Piggie and I had a great time running the trail despite the heat and my poor time. There’s nothing better than running outside while listening to great music with my Athena. It soothes the soul and clears the head.
Today’s writing prompt is the word sting, so here’s what I came up with on my run:
- Jellyfish – they’re no bueno. Who wants someone peeing on them to make the stinging sensation to go away? Not this girl!
- Stinging nettle – Goalielocks learned this lesson while feeding the sheep in Flam. Just say no to stinging nettle.
- Sweat in your eyes – Yes, it equates to hard work, but sweat getting in your eyes as your run definitely stings.
- Bees and wasps: I am fortunate that none of us are allergic, but this can be a major problem for those with allergies to bee stings. In South Florida, Africanized honey bees can present a real danger.
- Fire Ants: These insidious little beasts sting and it feels like their sting is the size of an elephant. The sting of the red ant is horribly painful. Unfortunately, I’m speaking from personal experience on this one.
- Hurricane Jose, Tropical Storm Lee and now Hurricane Maria: from all of us in the Atlantic Basin – F#$K You!
- Betrayal: Stings worse than fire ants, bees, and jellyfish together.
- Misogyny, racism or any other kind of discrimination: A sting worse than a bullet ant and a tarantula hawk wasp sting combined. Yeah, it’s that bad.
There is good news about things that sting. You can squash them, exterminate them or wipe them away or leave them on the beach to dry out. They’re not big bad monsters that you cannot defeat. Lastly, you can treat your sting, should you experience one, with benadryl cream, hydro-cortisone cream, ibuprofen, benadryl, an epi-pen for severe allergies and vodka and/or tequila for number 6 and 7 respectively.