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Who’s mightier than mighty mouse? This hockey mom with many mighty musings tonight. Oh where or where should I begin? I guess I’ll just tear off the band-aid and get right to my confession. I have to admit it’s a bit embarrassing and well don’t judge me.
My twitter bot is addicted to porn. Sorry Mom! Oh the horror! There’s definitely a flaw in the bot. My coding skills are not in any way shape or form mighty. How did this happen? I setup my bot to look for tweets and re-tweet them based on several key words. Apparently, twitter porn spammers are wise to the twitter bot game. Moreover, hockey mom is quite popular in the random words these spammers include in their tweets. Fortunately or should I say unfortunately, I discovered this when a follower of mine re-tweeted some spam porn. Consequently, I have to check my feed a couple times a day to make sure there’s no porn re-tweets sitting out there. I have to admit that I never through I’d have to sort through my twitter feed to block any porn I accidentally retweeted.
On to bigger and better things, no pun intended, the grocery situation in our household is reaching a Defcon 5 situation. We’ve been to the Publix and Target several times since Irmageddon left. Unfortunately, the shelves of perishables, the refrigerator cases, and the freezer cases have remained barren. At this point, I’m getting a bit desperate. Hopefully, BJ’s is fully stocked tomorrow. I need to get some groceries for the house before Goalielocks and I head to Tampa. Otherwise, the hubby, the mayor and Jake will be up a creek and hungry.
Tonight before I left for my run, we added a new pet to the family. Goalielocks caught a baby brown basilisk (a.k.a. the Jesus lizard.) When I first started running in late 2015, I never saw a basilisk. I would see our regular South Florida convocation of anoles, rock lizards and Geicos, I mean geckos. As it stands, now when I run I see several basilisks each run of varying sizes. Irresponsible pet owners who let their pets go in the wild are responsible for yet another invasive species let loose in the S. Florida. How fortunate am I that I am the benefactor of this irresponsibility with yet another pet in the house? I am so super fortunate. Once the boys name said lizard, I’ll share the name with the blogosphere.
In other news, tolls have resumed on the Florida Turnpike. I can’t believe I’m typing this, but thank God they’re back. Traffic on the turnpike has been unbearable since the suspension of tolls. All the people who cannot drive, don’t take care of their cars, and are blissfully unaware of the minimum speed limit had found their way from I-95 and onto the turnpike. My commute had been protracted by 15-20 minutes each way as a consequence of the increased traffic. Alas, the state has turned the tolls back on. In some small way, it seems like my world has returned to normalcy. Traffic still sucks, but at least it sucks less.
I’m in my first full week of detoxing from my Irmageddon see food eat food diet. It is patently unpleasant going from eating everything to eating nothing with carbs. I’m exaggerating of course, but not eating processed food is tough. The problem with hurricane food is that none of it is healthy. Nevertheless, I could have rationed my food better. Clearly, I should have anticipated the supply chain issues with the grocers and stockpiled some of the food I ate. Instead I ate like a bear preparing for the longest hibernation of its life. Thank God I live in Florida, there’s no hibernation and it’s always swimsuit season here. Sweet baby Jesus!
Oh I did some serious damage during Irma. On a positive note, I’m back to running on the regular. My girls and I ran another 3.7 miles tonight. Its still pretty hot here at night. I wanted to puke like 3 times courtesy of the heat and the fact I’m out of shape. Last week, I wanted to puke during the entirety of every run, so I’d say this is an improvement. Unlike the mad pooper of Colorado, neither my dogs nor I left any surprise packages in any yards, paths or swales. Your welcome.
Thankfully with laser focus on a healthy diet and back to normal exercise habits, results are following. Importantly, I need to make sure I stay on task with my diet and my exercise habits lest I have another Irmageddon type diet emergency on my hands.
We’re fortunate to have come through Irma unscathed, but others have not been as lucky. Both Irma and Maria battered the Caribbean islands severely. There are several organizations that are providing hurricane relief. I am including two links where you can provide assistance directly to Puerto Rico and another that will provide relief to all of the islands. To assist in Puerto Rico’s recovery: United for Puerto Rico The Miami Foundation is accepting donations to assist in the recovery in the islands including Antigua, Barbuda, the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico. Miami Foundation There are a number of other charities involved in providing hurricane relief. Before you donate to any charity, please check them out on Charity Navigator.