It’s freaking Friyay! I swear I could hear the hallelujah chorus emanating from every car as I made my way home on Florida’s turnpike this evening. Oh yes, the sweet release to the weekend. The short, but sweet break from the reality of adulting. Fortunately, our hockey games are local this weekend, which makes our lives significantly easier.
By this time of the week, I’m exhausted and ready for bed by 6:30 pm and today is no exception. I took full advantage of national coffee day today enjoying more than my usual serving of glorious Dunkin’ coffee. Yet, here I am ready to sleep by 7:30 pm.. Oh how things have changed….
I’d though I share with you some of my witty observations from the week in the form of memes and gifs.
We had a real code red situation this evening after picking up the kids from the bus stop. The Mayor is at a sleepover tonight and had packed a bag this morning for said sleep over. Unquestionably, you can imagine his horror when he returned home this evening to find said bag missing. Clearly, while at work and the eye doctor, I had misplaced his bag. Obviously, as a working, hockey mom I have nothing better to do than hide his sleep over bag. Makes total sense, right ?
Certainly between shenanigans at home and work, I may eye roll myself through a portal into another dimension. Emphatically, as I think about this further, this may be the cause of my eye issues… See, writing is good for you and aids in self-discovery and self-diagnosis. Nonetheless, I’m slightly worried about eye rolling myself into another dimension with no portal back home.
Right up there with my eye rolls, is the WTF’s coming fast and furious these days. I’m amazed by how adult women treat public bathrooms. (PSA -this is a little gross.) As if a pad will actually flush down the toilet, since the high efficiency toilet cannot handle other feminine products? Seriously, ladies whiskey tango foxtrot? Apparently, common sense does not exist in the ladies’ rooms across America. Aside from the ladies’ room and raising three boys, my work week ensured that the WTFs continued to come at light speed. As Buzz Lightyear would say, to infinity and beyond…
If you want to see people move fast in an office building, myself included, just let them know there’s free food. This week at work, our engagement team held a health fair for our employees. Our engagement team did a phenomenal job putting the event together. One of the vendors, a local cafe, was providing a plate of their food. If I had to guess, 99% of those that attended went through that line twice. Nevertheless, while that may run counter to the point of a health fair, the food was that good. I don’t think anyone felt guilty about their multiple plates.
Happy Friday to the blogosphere!